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Dabison
 Post subject: What a good way to kill someone?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:56 am 
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say i'm plotting murder, what would you suggest?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:54 pm 
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Tie their hands and feet. Tie a rope around their neck, not tight enough to strangle, but tight enough that the can't get it off. Attach the other end of the neck rope to around the borrom of something stable (power pole, tree, pylon etc...) and the other end of their feet to the towbar of a car. Leave a few metres of slack on each rope. Then, drive off, very fast.

Hilarity ensues.

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 Post subject: Re: What a good way to kill someone?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:08 am 
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alright let me rephrase that, say i want to commit murder and i don't want to get caught

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you could always eat them and then fashion there bones into jewelery
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 Post subject: Re: What a good way to kill someone?
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hmm now i like this idea of eating people but bone jewelry not so much, i just simply lose everything :eye roll: besides... i would want to salt and burn any bones, i don't want to be haunted by some angry spirit

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Oh. Not getting caught. Yes.

Do it all out bush.

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Do it all out bush.


what the fuck does that mean? Is that more aussie slang? i swear we need to get me a translator or something

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Going bush - The act of camping in a secluded forest/bush area.

Out bush - A secluded forest/bush area.

George Bush - A fucking retard.

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hmm i see, we should really get some kind of slang dictionary going on, see i thought you were telling me to masturbate or something

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Crikey! No way! You're way too strewth for that!

I thought you got more arse than a toilet seat anyway?

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ok you threw strewth in there to mess with me again, explain that one


AND I KNOW WHAT CRIKEY MEANS! i totally watched the croc hunter.


and just because i'm fucking awesome doesn't mean i sleep around, besides i'm always down for alittle game of dj diddles

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Aw, I know a fair dinkum sheila such as yourself doesn't sleep around.

Fuck it. Here.

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

It's ace.

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oh that is it, from now on every post to you is going to be chalked full of MY slang... goddamnit why is minnesota slang so basic and easy to figure out?

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I normally don't use a lot of slang. Unless I'm mocking my country :P

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I'd say the best way to commit a murder and get away with it, would be to target a complete stranger, someone you have absolutely no ties with.
If you do happen to know them I'd advise acquiring a boat, getting them on said boat, and taking them for a trip out to sea, say to the Mariana Trench.
As for actual killing techniques, the cleaner the better I suppose. And hey, you don't even have to kill them if you're going to dump them down a hole in the ocean.
Hope this helps :|

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