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 Post subject: ok folks. here we go....
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:01 am 
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sexist jokes... gogo!!! now!!!!






p.s. my lesbian sister is looking for them. i'm only quietly sexist.

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 Post subject: Re: ok folks. here we go....
PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:54 pm 
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because God needs all the women He can get to do His dishes.


Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


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"Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run. There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
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 Post subject: Re: ok folks. here we go....
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:22 pm 
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what's the difference between married women and single women?


the chain around their ankles.

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