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So this skinny white guy gets on an elevator and finds himself alone with an enormous black man. The black man notices him staring and says, "7' ft. 1", 350 pounds, 20 inch cock, 5 pound balls, Turner Brown."
The white guy immediately faints. The black guy gently wakes him up and helps him to his feet.
"What's wrong with you, boy?" he asks.
"What did you say?" the white guy replies.
"Well, the way you was lookin' at me I figured you were fixin' to ask what every one asks so I just answered you." he says. "I'm 7' ft 1" tall, I weigh 350 pounds, my cock is 20 inches long, my balls weigh five pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
"Oh, thank Jesus," says the white guys. "I thought you said, 'turn around.'"
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-James Madison,
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for you are drunk
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